"Happy Birthday, You Old Fart" Funny Birthday Card

Get ready to crack them up with this laugh-out-loud birthday card! Featuring the cheeky line "Happy Birthday, You Old Fart. Try Not to Shit Yourself When Blowing Out Your Candles," this card is perfect for roasting your friends or family who are a little older—but still (hopefully) holding it together. Ideal for those with a great sense of humor about aging and who don’t mind a little playful teasing on their big day!

Give them a birthday card they'll never forget—because some jokes never get old!